You're all addicts!

My new discovery...
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess that bed sales have decreased and futon sales have increased. Kitchen table sales have dropped and office desks have boomed. Coffee shops/caffeine products have increased and coffee growers are now loaded...
The effects are all around... first it spreads in ripples then in waves.
Phrases like "do you have myspace?" "come hang at my place, habbo hotel suite 349" "have you buzzed me yet?" are replacing the former more traditional conversation lines.
It's an addiction. As the internet upgrades and improves; becomes more detailed and individual, the general public spends more time in a dark corner of their house staring at the computer screen.
Almost everything can be done online these days... and I mean everything!
Myspace and various other chat sites are global; the tiny details that allow you to create an 'online personality' means that you can sit down to chat and leave friends comments and before you know it 3 hours has passed.
Its an addiction. Myspace and the internet - its an affair and the majority of the public have heard about it or are involved.
You can fight or deny it... but sooner or later you are faced with "free membership, backgrounds, CHOOSE YOUR OWN PROFILE SONG, as many friends as you want, opportunity to secretly stalk your ex-girl/boyfriend"... apparently anything is possible these days!
If your reading this... chances are you've had or are having your 'fix'. You're addicted to this phenomenon... I guess then so am I.